What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
I did a walk today but I had a walk home from a walk walk today but it when
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When I walk to school I fart
pov: you walk up to your short friend and say how is the weather down there
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?" Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
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Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
a kid went to visit his bully and he says "hows your face" and the kid says "hows your parents" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says "Sorry, It was an axe-cident!"
my math teacher walked by and asked me what is that? I siad paper. she siad really? yeah do you need glasses?
Son: Dad what's a morbid joke? Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him then you will know. Son: But Dad I don't have arms or legs. Father: Now you know.
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don't you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I'll ask for one.
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
why is the cheetah so fast because it cant walk slow
