Walk jokes
Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.
Two kids walked into a bar. They were covered with blood. The bartender asked what happened.
The youngest said, "Well, we were trying to paint our basement, but we threw the babies too hard!"
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."