Walk jokes
Two kids walked into a bar. They were covered with blood. The bartender asked what happened.
The youngest said, "Well, we were trying to paint our basement, but we threw the babies too hard!"
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Memes
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!