Walk jokes

So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"

Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"

When I walk to school, I fart.

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

Two cunts were walking down the street.

One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.

The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"

Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."

A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"

I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

It gets really tense.

I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.

He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"

A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.

How do you get a Japanese fanclub?

Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

Why is the cheetah so fast?

Because it can't walk slow.

I walked into a store, and I pointed a stick to the roof and said, "This is a stick up!"

A chicken walks into a bar.

He orders Dr. Pepper.

He then lays a good scrambled egg.