Walk Jokes

Little Johnny walked to his parents' room. They were having sex, and Little Johnny didn’t know what that was, so he said, "What are y’all doing?"

The parents replied, "Umm, r-rapping presents!"

Little Johnny said, "Okay," and then left. In the morning, Little Johnny opened his presents. His parents said, "This one is from Santa!"

Little Johnny said, "No, it’s not, y’all said y’all were rapping the presents."

The parents said, "Ohh fuck!"

Little Johnny replied, "What, Mommy and Daddy?" They replied, "Oh, nothing!" "Oh, okay," Little Johnny said. The mom whispered in the dad's ear, "At least he doesn’t know the truth."

Little Johnny said, "What truth?"

Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.

Two kids walked into a bar. They were covered with blood. The bartender asked what happened.

The youngest said, "Well, we were trying to paint our basement, but we threw the babies too hard!"

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that side walked cracked up. 👋🏻

A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest, the boy said “I’m scared” the man said “Why are you scared I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone

What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market? “Good evening ladies."

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.

What do you call a cat that walks slowly?

CATerpillar

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."

A man was taking a child into a dark forest.

The child said, "I'm scared!"

The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."

A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"

When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"