Walk jokes

Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

How do you get 1000 followers?

Walk into an African village with a water bottle.

There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"

I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!

A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,

A man walked into a horse.

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.

(Not Original Joke)

Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.

Mum: And that is?

*Kid walks out.*

*Kid comes back in with milk.*

Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!

I did a walk.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

Peter Griffin walks into a bar.

I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.