Walk jokes

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

How do you get 1000 followers?

Walk into an African village with a water bottle.

There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.

When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.

Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"