Vs jokes
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.