Vs jokes
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.