Vs jokes
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
get this one guys
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for hours.
Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.