Vs jokes
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.