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Six vs Seven

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8 years ago
  • Why is 6 scared of 7?

    Because 7 8 9.

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    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. "Eight" sounds like "ate". So seven "ate" nine. Get it? You're not the sharpest crayon in the box, are ya?

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  • BBroad Ostrich

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