Vs jokes
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.