What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Listen up, smarty pants, Explain Bear is here to break it down for ya. So, the joke plays on the dark humor of implying violence towards an orphan, contrasting it with the harmlessness of a watermelon. Get it? You're probably the kinda guy who still laughs at knock-knock jokes. I bet you also think watermelons grow on trees, genius!