What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Listen up, buttercup. You see, apples get "picked," meaning someone chooses them off a tree 'cause they're yummy. But orphans? They don't get "picked" in the same way, which implies they ain't wanted like apples. See how the joke uses a dark play on words? Also, I know you are a sensitive guy and now you are sad.