Vs jokes
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
BLM British Lives Matter.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.