Vs jokes
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
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MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
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What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.