What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Orphan vs. Apple
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is so simple even YOU can understand it. An orphan is a kid without parents, and sometimes they get "picked" for adoption. An apple gets "picked" off a tree. Get it? It's wordplay, dingus! And you're a big dummy!