Vs jokes

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?

Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. eventually went home!

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

What's the difference between a black person and an apple?

An apple chooses to hang.

Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?

A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.

What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?

They both have to stay in the kitchen.

What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?

When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?

When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?

They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.

What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.

What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?

Her dad didn't beat cancer.

what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini.