Vs jokes
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy? BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.