Captain Morgan vs Amy Winehouse

  • What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?

    Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.

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    Hey, dummy! The joke is that Captain Morgan, the rum, is good with Coke, a soda. Amy Winehouse was a singer who, sadly, died because of substance abuse, especially cocaine. So, "coming alive" is a dark joke about her death. You probably didn't know that because you're a silly goose.

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