Vs jokes
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.