Vs jokes
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.