Expectation vs reality jokes

Brother

  • Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"

    Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."

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  • Life

  • Literally every movie:

    "I love you." "I love you, too."

    My life:

    My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

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