Vs jokes
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until you're a teen to cum on your face.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.