Vs jokes
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.