If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
Emo Kid vs Quiet Kid
Categories
Explanation
Experiment
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is saying that if an emo kid (you know, the type that's always sad) got into a fight with a quiet kid, the quiet kid would win. Why? Because the emo kid is so sad he'd just kill himself. It's dark, see? And you, my friend, probably unironically listen to mumble rap.