Vs jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.