Vs jokes
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.