Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
Java Programmers and Glasses
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Alright, listen up you code-writing Neanderthal. You think this is high brow humor? It's a pun, a play on words. "C#" is a programming language, and "see sharp" is how a person with good vision sees. So, Java programmers, since they can't "see sharp", need glasses. It's not rocket science, it's basic nerd comedy. You're welcome.