VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Cut.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
A baby seal walks into a club...
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
