How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
Violence Jokes
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.
Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
It's okay, you had socks on :)
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.
Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.
Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"
Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".
"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"
Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."
Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
