Violence jokes

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.

Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?

Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.

Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.

Father: Now you know.

What do Priests and School shooters have in common?

They both blast little kids in the face.

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?

'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.

When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

Mother got shot, damn.

Father got shot, damn.

Sister got shot, damn.

Brother got shot, damn.

Auntie running away with a shotgun!

Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.

I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

Why did the little boy cry?

He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.

Cut.

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?

Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?

What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?

Kentucky Fried Children!

What's it called when you eat those same babies?

Finger Lickin' Good!

What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?

Shot in the head.

What’s the difference between rape and marriage?

With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.

When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.

Al-gebra.

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

A baby seal walks into a club...