Violence jokes
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
A baby seal walks into a club...
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Cut.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.