Violence jokes

When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.

Al-gebra.

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.

Doctor: Sex is good for you!

People are like trees...

If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.

Mother got shot, damn.

Father got shot, damn.

Sister got shot, damn.

Brother got shot, damn.

Auntie running away with a shotgun!

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?

'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.

When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,

other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."

Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.

What do Priests and School shooters have in common?

They both blast little kids in the face.

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!

VOTING SEMIFINAL 1

LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

Vote for the better joke.

When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.

I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Why did the little boy cry?

He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

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