Violence jokes
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
I was at my boyfriend's house, and I thought he was cheating on me. He was on the phone with somebody, and he said he'd be over there soon. So I asked him if I could see his phone. He said no, and then we fought about it until I saw his gun, and because I thought he was lying to me, I shot him, went through his phone, and his friend was still on the phone.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Me: Hi, my name is...
Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?
Me: Hey, stop dude!
Bro: How is it going, bro--
Me: SHUT UP!
Bro: Is that a gun?
Me: *Pointing at bro*
Bro: Dude, I'm...
Me: *BANG* *BANG*
Me: Finally, it's over.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.