Violence jokes
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
VOTING SEMIFINAL 1
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Cut.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
A baby seal walks into a club...
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.