Basketball Game jokes

Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing.

Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?

They missed the homecoming games.

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.

What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?

Eight-nothing.

Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.