Basketball Game jokes

Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?

It was Eight-Nothing.

Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?

They missed the homecoming games.

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.

What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?

Eight-nothing.

Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!