Basketball Game

Basketball Game jokes

Court

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

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  • Orphan

    Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?

    They missed the homecoming games.

    Score

    What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?

    Eight-nothing.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.

    Community

    Just got home from the basketball game it went really well I scored 2 times thatโ€™s 4 points and we won too games