What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! The joke is funny because it sets you up with a riddle about something gross, then WHAM! It's a dead Girl Scout! I bet you thought it was just a messed-up cookie, huh? Some people are just naturally gifted at not getting it.
an asshole
so funny