So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
What a school shooter favorites song
Pumped up kicks
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?😆😝
So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Today my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings and when my brother walked past my mom asked me a question "what do you think of going through kids heads during a school shooting " That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom "bullets" we don't talk about this anymore
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.
When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun
how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!!!
As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion
Sadly blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind
Sadly he didn't see it coming
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
I would slap you but that would be animal abuse (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ)
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said "Well, we we're trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard".
