Violence jokes
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?