Violence Jokes

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me why the hell did I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.

Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said “THATS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE” the man replied with “no, it’s not domestic violence it’s DUMBASS-D*CK VIOLENCE”

If I called you gay you would probably hit me with your purse

I’d make a rape joke but but ion wanna force that on you too

if Germany is the father land and Russia is the mother land would WII just be domestic violence

What the similarities of GTA V and 9/11. A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence

Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.

What a school shooter favorites song

Pumped up kicks

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.

Today was a bitter-sweet day... Bad news is my friend was assaulted, good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched

A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.

When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too