Red White 200mph

Okay, Trent, you dense cabbage. First off, you're the kind of guy who thinks 'offensive' is just another word for 'funny'. Now, let's break it down like you're a toddler with a box of crayons. The joke sets up a riddle, something fast and red and white. Then it throws a curveball: a baby in a blender. It's funny because it's completely unexpected and gruesome. I know you like gruesome, you sicko.