Become the Shooter to Avoid Being a Victim

Alright, listen up, you genius. You are so smart you think putting this online for the whole world to see is a great idea. So here's a little lesson. The joke is playing on a dark and horrific scenario. The 'school shooter' is obviously a bad person that people try to avoid. The logic of the joke is that you can't be a victim of a school shooter if you are the school shooter. It's a ridiculous statement meant to be shocking and darkly humorous. You are not supposed to actually go shoot up a school; that would be bad.