Violence Jokes

Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade

its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice

what's the difference between genocide and mass murder? genocide is racist

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he ever read.

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

Rape the only sign of world peace in this life.

I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now they're not so cool cuz I shot up the school

Woman: Doctor doctor I've been raped.

Doctor: Sex is good for you

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...

Video games don't make people violent, lag does.

rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me why the hell did I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.

When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes

A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said “THATS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE” the man replied with “no, it’s not domestic violence it’s DUMBASS-D*CK VIOLENCE”