Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said "Well, we we're trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard".
Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
Today was a bitter-sweet day... Bad news is my friend was assaulted, good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
What was one cool thing about hitler
he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
when you kill people in a war its perfectly fine but when its a school everyone has a problem with it wth.
what do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school
Son: Dad what's a morbid joke? Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him then you will know. Son: But Dad I don't have arms or legs. Father: Now you know.
People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off your body!!"
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
True fact: school shooters aren’t dangerous to you if your the school shooter
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head
People say rape is bad, it is because I don't want STD and HIV
i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there, i still dont know who snitched...
what was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
bullets
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing I always seem to get shot
