how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
As tragic as school shootings are - it's also a quick way to a late term abortion
Sadly blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind
Sadly he didn't see it coming
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!!!
I would slap you but that would be animal abuse (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ)
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said "Well, we we're trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard".
Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
What was one cool thing about hitler
he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
when you kill people in a war its perfectly fine but when its a school everyone has a problem with it wth.
People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off your body!!"
what do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school
Son: Dad what's a morbid joke? Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him then you will know. Son: But Dad I don't have arms or legs. Father: Now you know.
Theres a new cooking programme on bbc1 . The contestants are victims of domestic violence. Its called cant cook .... right hook
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
