Violence jokes
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.