i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells who the fuck fucked my wife. The bartender answers "Mate you ain't got enough bullets."
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal so I stabbed him now we wait
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because its a battlefield
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first"
I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal. I wanted to tell him “well can we get what we both want?” “ I was already planning on dying anyway.”
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments
you know what I hate about rape? Keeping it a secret.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
if raping someone is sexual harrasment, then is raping a rapist inverted harrasment?
when you get mad just punch a orphan who are they going to tell their mom
