Violence

Violence Jokes

Revolver

A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, "WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!" A man in the back responds, "YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!"

Gun store

Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.

I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.

Rapist

What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

One of them knows the definition of no.

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  • Nun

    What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.

    What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

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  • Rape

    what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

    alien vs predator

    Bullet

    What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

    One comes out of the chamber.

    Gun

    Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!

    Similarity

    What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?

    They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

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  • Explosion

    *Loud explosion inside the tank*

    "Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

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  • Feminist

    What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?

    At least one does something when it is triggered.

    Dead Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

    Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.

    Choice

    Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!

    Rape

    Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?

    A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.

    School

    Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.