Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
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Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
What do you do during a shooting? why join in of course....
why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because its a battlefield
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
There are people who are beautifull and then there are people whom I won't rape
Like if your dad is abusive
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells who the fuck fucked my wife. The bartender answers "Mate you ain't got enough bullets."
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal so I stabbed him now we wait
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first"
I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
