Violence jokes

Me: Hey, apple.

Apple: What?

Me: Knife.

Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.

I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.

She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.

When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

What's the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.

I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?

What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?

Push 'em.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

There was an enemy with a machine gun.

My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."

So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.

Kindly yeet someone!

Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.