Suicidal Comeback

The joke plays on a morbid sense of humor. Instead of taking an insult literally, the person responds with an even more shocking and dangerous idea: sucking on a gun, which hints at suicide.

• Suicide
• Guy
• Suck
• Death
• Insult
• Randomness

• "Kill yourself." "Kill me yourself, pussy."
• Wanna suck my dick? No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
• A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit," I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
• People: Stop joking about such serious issues! Me: Kill yourself.