Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
Suicidal Comeback
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Explanation
The joke plays on a morbid sense of humor. Instead of taking an insult literally, the person responds with an even more shocking and dangerous idea: sucking on a gun, which hints at suicide.
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Like a 9mm d*ck or-