Violence jokes

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?

Depends how hard you throw them.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.

How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?

U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂

Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!

Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

Steps to win a Nerf war:

Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.

Step 2. Load hollow points.

Step 3. Win!

Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.

He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.