Violence Jokes

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.

I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

What’s a school shooters favorite anime

Assassination classroom

Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.

Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar

Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

Today my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings and when my brother walked past my mom asked me a question "what do you think of going through kids heads during a school shooting " That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom "bullets" we don't talk about this anymore

You do 1 line, you're not a crack head You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic But I murder 1 person...

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

why is rape worse than death?

because dead people get way more attention

If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do you think is going through kids heads during school shootings. Bullets

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Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

Whenever you're mad just punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison