Violence

Violence Jokes

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar

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Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.

What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”

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