One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."
The Dictionary Incident
Explanation
The joke plays on the literal interpretation of 'words can't hurt me'. The kid took this statement too literally and used a book (filled with words) as a weapon to prove that words, in fact, can hurt if used physically. This is a pun because it twists the idiom.
Comments (11)
Hot Angle
Did it hurt the teacher tho?
Penor Praiser 69
You deserve a reward
Burn the fire
Wow, that's hilarious get a reward, like ice cream
Gamemaster10
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Viktor
The link doesn't work
lorenzo
???
Pedo Phil
You have to copy the link and paste it 🙄
Jack
hey umm so if she said words dont hurt her then what would happen if she got paper cuts?also good joke!
YOMAMA
no hates tho i have seen tht joke somewhere else
crash
words don't hurt, says the one who was hit and hurt by a book of a thousand words.
Serenity Downey
No somethings wrong with you that is funny