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Chicken Nugget Consequence

    • If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?

    10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

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    • Explanation

    • The humor comes from the unexpected and dark response to a simple question about sharing. Instead of just losing a nugget, the person implies they'd kill Jimmy for trying to steal one. It's over-the-top and absurd, making it a morbid joke.

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    • Comments (18)

    • Maybe not dead...he would at least be twitching.

    Not dead until you get that nugget wound on him

    my teacher asked me, "If u had 1223 pieces of candy and you divided them between 3 people, how many pieces of candy would you have? I replied, "1223 pieces because I don't share and if they take it i would have 1223 pieces of candy and 3 dead bodies."

    I'm now in the office because of that, but it was worth it....

    okay boomer

    no, I have a dead jimmy

    im a vegetarian but it is funny

    make chicken nuggets out of him

    um I'd have 0 chicken nuggets because umm I would have a dead jimmy and 0 chicken nuggets because I ate them all

    We have a “black” dead jimmy

    if i had a brother and he stole my last piece of pizza i would still have that piece

    Desolate Shrew

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