Pizza Hut Employee jokes

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”

A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.

You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?

Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"