Throat Jokes

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.

What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?

Her Miscarriage

A book went to the doctors office and said:”doctor doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever😂😂

So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE'S A FROG IN HER THROAT.

The closest thing in a depression person's life is a knife and his/her throat

My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat

Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.

What?

The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*

I will like to thank my favourite President Barack Obama sorry Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden I mean Osama bin Laden sorry hummus in my throat

Nancy the throat goat!

Are you a knife? Because I want to deep throat you

Why did the man sit in his porch and bark at the postman when he came? Because his dog had a sore throat!