So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE'S A FROG IN HER THROAT.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
The closest thing in a depression person's life is a knife and his/her throat
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage
A book went to the doctors office and said:”doctor doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever😂😂
I will like to thank my favourite President Barack Obama sorry Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden I mean Osama bin Laden sorry hummus in my throat
Are you a knife? Because I want to deep throat you
Nancy the throat goat!
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
"my friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat and what happens next is really weird"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""the tongue gets stuck were his throat and starts to guh-gugh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever Again..:/
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
whats thick 12 inches and in your mums throat my penis
What did The Rock say to his dad?
I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open. Woman aren't human anyways... lol
Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Why did the man sit in his porch and bark at the postman when he came? Because his dog had a sore throat!
