A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to Hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother’s crazy! He thinks he’s a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE’S A FROG IN HER THROAT.

What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?

Her Miscarriage

I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for your friends.

whats thick 12 inches and in your mums throat my penis

Why did the man sit in his porch and bark at the postman when he came? Because his dog had a sore throat!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Oswald Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it’s stuck in my throat!!!

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood.

My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your step father.

My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your new step father.

How do you suck a dick? Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis

ill slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die 1 time

What’s the best part of having sex with a baby? Deep throat and anal at the same time.

What’s the difference between jelly and jam? You cant jelly your dick down a ten year olds throat.

Wife: I want to deep throat your dick. Husband:let’s do this Wife: April forgjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t

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