Violence jokes
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Me: Hi, my name is...
Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?
Me: Hey, stop dude!
Bro: How is it going, bro--
Me: SHUT UP!
Bro: Is that a gun?
Me: *Pointing at bro*
Bro: Dude, I'm...
Me: *BANG* *BANG*
Me: Finally, it's over.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
I gotta do terrorist :)
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.