"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
