Violence jokes

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

Why are most school shooters mostly white?

Because Black lives MATTER.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

I'll break your bones, b*tch.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35! Do you have a problem with that?

I wanna fight Gwen!

My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.

If you're bored, just punch an orphan!

What are they gonna do...tell their parents?

My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:

The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."

A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.

One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?

My ex-wife.