Violence jokes
I gotta do terrorist :)
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
I was at my boyfriend's house, and I thought he was cheating on me. He was on the phone with somebody, and he said he'd be over there soon. So I asked him if I could see his phone. He said no, and then we fought about it until I saw his gun, and because I thought he was lying to me, I shot him, went through his phone, and his friend was still on the phone.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.