Violence jokes
I was at my boyfriend's house, and I thought he was cheating on me. He was on the phone with somebody, and he said he'd be over there soon. So I asked him if I could see his phone. He said no, and then we fought about it until I saw his gun, and because I thought he was lying to me, I shot him, went through his phone, and his friend was still on the phone.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Memes
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
I'll break your bones, b*tch.