Violence jokes
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
Me: Hi, my name is...
Bro: Hey guys! So who are you?
Me: Hey, stop dude!
Bro: How is it going, bro--
Me: SHUT UP!
Bro: Is that a gun?
Me: *Pointing at bro*
Bro: Dude, I'm...
Me: *BANG* *BANG*
Me: Finally, it's over.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
I gotta do terrorist :)
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
I was at my boyfriend's house, and I thought he was cheating on me. He was on the phone with somebody, and he said he'd be over there soon. So I asked him if I could see his phone. He said no, and then we fought about it until I saw his gun, and because I thought he was lying to me, I shot him, went through his phone, and his friend was still on the phone.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!