Violence jokes
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
I was at my boyfriend's house, and I thought he was cheating on me. He was on the phone with somebody, and he said he'd be over there soon. So I asked him if I could see his phone. He said no, and then we fought about it until I saw his gun, and because I thought he was lying to me, I shot him, went through his phone, and his friend was still on the phone.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.