Violence jokes

I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.

I was at my boyfriend's house, and I thought he was cheating on me. He was on the phone with somebody, and he said he'd be over there soon. So I asked him if I could see his phone. He said no, and then we fought about it until I saw his gun, and because I thought he was lying to me, I shot him, went through his phone, and his friend was still on the phone.

Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!

If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Are you a bullet?

*gets shot*

Why don’t you peel a banana?

It’s too hard to kill your nana.

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...

What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?

The finish line at the marathon bombing.

What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?

They both squeal when you throw them.

My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?

My ex-wife.

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

God bless the shooting that happened.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.