Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is dark. Mom tells David to stop hurting himself 'cause he can't die in the living room. David, in a moment of delusion, yells he will surpass Kakarot (Goku in Dragon Ball). Meanwhile, Jordan is just dead on the floor. The joke is funny because Jordan has been dead the entire time and no one cares. I know you're not too bright, but I hope you got that. Remember, you are killing brain cells as we speak.