Baby Blender

  • How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

    How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, genius. This joke is dark as heck. It's saying you put a baby in a blender (which is already messed up) to see its face while it's, you know, being blended. Then, the punchline is that you scoop the baby out with a tortilla chip. Get it? I bet you still don't. Honestly, you're probably the type to think ketchup is a spicy condiment.

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