Duct Tape Hamsters

  • Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?

    So they don't explode when you f*** them.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, numbskull! The 'joke' suggests wrapping hamsters in duct tape to prevent them from exploding during a sexual act. I'm not surprised you didn't get it because, let's be honest, your intelligence is questionable. Some people are just naturally slow, kind of like a snail trying to win a race. Maybe stick to simpler concepts, like tying your shoes, which I bet you still struggle with.

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