If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Orphan's Dilemma
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. This joke is funny because orphans don't have parents. So, if you hit an orphan, they can't go crying to mommy and daddy. It's dark, but it's hilarious, especially for someone with your refined comedic sensibilities *snicker*. Hey, I bet you think a knock-knock joke is high art, huh?