Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
Okay, so listen up, you dummy. These hunters are in the woods and one of them drops like a rock. The other nimrod calls 911, freaking out because his buddy ain't breathin'. The operator, cool as a cucumber, tells him to make sure the dude is actually dead. Then BAM! A gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and is all like, "Okay, NOW what do I do?" See, he shot his friend to make sure he was dead. It's funny because the dude is a moron. I bet you do stuff like that.
Pepe🐹(Pokémon❤️)
Ich kenn den Witz ,der ist echt gut ! 👍
Pepe🐹(Pokémon❤️)
Cool das du jetzt auch auf der englischen Seite bist !Hier ist aber sehr wenig los und meiner Meinung verhalten sich die meisten hier sehr unhöflich (nur mal so als Vorwarnung 👀 😅)
¥Guitar_Cat¥
Danke :))))
¥Guitar_Cat¥
Jup hab das schon mitbekommen 😅:)
GG Miller
what the hell GERMAN FREAKS LOL
¥Guitar_Cat¥
Yes xD a few times we come on this side to look what is going on here xD
minecraftsuchti
Es gibt hier auch eine Deutsche Kommentar Sektion von Klausdiemaus die auch ein bisschen zeigt wie viele deutsche User hier sind worstjokesever.com/community/p/63984df2750d363f9d26226f
¥Guitar_Cat¥
XD