If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Punching Orphans
Categories
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The joke is that orphans don't have parents. If you hit them, they can't tell their parents, because, and I can't believe I have to spell this out for you, they DON'T HAVE PARENTS. That's what makes them orphans, ya dingus!
Gwen
NO! What did they ever do to you hu!
Kariah
BTW I AM A ORHAN AND THAT IS NOT FUNNY BUT TRUST ME I FOUND MY PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!